The Male Ostrich Book
The Male Ostrich, "Out Takes"
"Expectations"
What constitutes a good night out?
Drinks with my husband discussing kids,
decorating or moving house.
(Q1)
(A)
What sports do you play and how often?
Learning to play golf
(Q2)
(A)
The “married female’s" questionnaire
(Q3)
(A)
What T.V. programs do you watch?
Sex and the city, Desperate Housewives,
Eastenders.
(Q4)
(A)
What defines a good sex life?
Monogamy, endurance and a long tongue.
(Q5)
(A)
What qualities are you looking for in a man?
Somebody who’s rich, a good cook and
likesminding children
(Q6)
(A)
What type of car do you drive?
Peugeot 206
(Q7)
(A)
What makes for a good holiday?
Anywhere sunny with my children and their father.
(Q8)
(A)
What are your requirements in relation to your home?
Same major renovations or move to a bigger one.
Out Takes
"Meeting Miss Right"
"Expectations"
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Gary in a interview with
Tom Dunne about The
Male Ostrich.
The Male Ostrich - A Manual For The Mordern Man