The Male Ostrich Book
I had three main reasons for writing the
male ostrich. Firstly I wanted to give innocent
young men a "pain free" glimpse at the erratic
workings of the female mind.

Secondly I wanted to examine the level of
selfishness inherent in both sex's to see if
male selfishness is any more prevalent
than females.

Thirdly I wanted to explore various situations
that men encounter as they head towards maturity
which might help prevent some serious cock-ups.

To gather the controversial information which
is contained in this book, it was necessary for
me to undertake a long arduous journey through
some of the remotest night clubs in the land with
only my conscience and a small piece of latex
for protection.

I hope the sacrifice was worth it?
The Male Ostrich,
Inspiration For The Book
Click here to listen to
Gary in a interview with
Tom Dunne about The
Male Ostrich.
The Male Ostrich - A Manual For The Mordern Man