The Male Ostrich Book
To help you gain insight into the changes that “might”
take place in your personal life, once you sign your
“eternal” marriage contract, we enlisted the help of
Helen and John, a young couple attending a
pre-marriage course, their task was to honestly
answer the eight question listed below.in on.
What constitutes a good night out?
A few beers, talk sport, go to a nightcluband
maybe a lucky shag.
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What sports do you play and how often?
Golf, fishing, and football anytime I wish.
What T.V. programmes do you watch?
Football, golf, poker, MTV.
What defines a good sex life for you?
Lots of women, good blowjobs.
What qualities are you looking for in a woman?
Good looking, caring, domesticated and funny.
What types of car would you like?
Audi TT, Mustang.
What makes for a good holiday?
Sun, golf, skiing and plenty of eye candy.
What are your requirements in relation to your home?
Warm and comfortable.
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The “single male’s" questionnaire
Out Takes
"Meeting Miss Right"
"Expectations"
Click here to listen to
Gary in a interview with
Tom Dunne about The
Male Ostrich.
The Male Ostrich, "Out Takes"
"Expectations"
The Male Ostrich - A Manual For The Mordern Man