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some tall, handsome guy to arrive and seep her off her feet and guess what? He’s definitely not him. |
The Male Ostrich, Out Takes "Meeting Miss Right" |
Out Takes |
"Meeting Miss Right" |
"Expectations" |
Click here to listen to Gary in a interview with Tom Dunne about The Male Ostrich. |
When you add this to any alcohol, your target, (Sorry I mean “potential long term partner”) may have already consumed, “bingo” you’re almost certain to score. But if you fail on your first attempt don’t worry, as this is where a hard neck and your ability not to take refusals personally come into play. Now instead of |
1) Do not be too fussy “as too fussy means no pussy”! 2) Try and smell nice, “ Helps keep the Bar Flies away” 3) Develop a hard neck – you’ll need it! 4) Don’t take refusals personally. 5) Try not to brag – extremely difficult! 6) Learn to empathise 7) Give some compliments. 8) Tell a few jokes. 9) When all else fails – LIE!! |
Now not all women fit this description, and some have very good reason to be wary of strange men who enter their company uninvited, asking the same old questions and who, unfortunately “for any nice guys out there”, don’t seem to know how to take a hint and therefore piss everybody off by overstaying their imaginary welcome. To help those men out there who don’t want to be branded as complete tossers by members of the opposite sex, I’ve enlisted the help of some well known womanisers to explain some of the various tactics they employ while they’re out for a night on the pull. |
