The Male Ostrich Book
What constitutes and good night out?
Out with the girls, drinking, clubbing
whilesearching for a partner.
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What sports do you play?
Hockey, basketball and skipping.
What T.V. programs do you watch?
Sex in the city, Desperate Housewives,Eastenders.
What defines a good sex life to you?
Monogamy, endurance and a long tongue.
What qualities are you looking for in a man?
Tall, dark, handsome, caring, rich and funny.
What types of car would you like?
Peugeot 206 or similar.
What makes for a good holiday?
Anywhere sunny with my partner.
What kind of house would you like?
Just somewhere small to start our new life together.
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The “single female’s" questionnaire
Out Takes
"Meeting Miss Right"
"Expectations"
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Gary in a interview with
Tom Dunne about The
Male Ostrich.
The Male Ostrich, "Out Takes"
"Expectations"
The Male Ostrich - A Manual For The Mordern Man