The Male Ostrich Book
Three years after our initial survey we returned to
the original participants John and Helen, and asked
them to answer the exact same questions. Listed
below are their answers.
What constitutes a good night out?
A few beers with a friend during the
week,providing I don’t play any sport.
(Q1)
(A)
What sports do you play and how often?
Golf or football once a week.
(Doubles up as a night out).
(Q2)
(A)
The “married male’s" questionnaire
(Q3)
(A)
What T.V. programs do you watch?
Sex and the city, Desperate
Housewives,Eastenders.
(Q4)
(A)
What defines a good sex life?
Fantasising about the times I had when I was single.
(Q5)
(A)
What qualities are you looking for in a woman?
Somebody quiet who can cook.
(Q6)
(A)
What type of car do you drive?
People carrier.
(Q7)
(A)
What makes for a good holiday?
Somewhere sunny with my wife and kids.
(Q8)
What are your requirements in relation to
your home?
Out Takes
"Meeting Miss Right"
"Expectations"
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Gary in a interview with
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Male Ostrich.
The Male Ostrich, "Out Takes"
"Expectations"
(A)
Warm and comfortable.
The Male Ostrich - A Manual For The Mordern Man