The Male Ostrich Book
Differences.............
Differences.............
Weight watchers......
Infidelity.................
Playing the game.....
Guilt.......................
The liar...................
P.D.A’s...................
P.M.S......................
Memory..................
just a few.
and a few more
expansion &
contraction.
the odd mistake.
holiday fun.
dealing with the fun.
playing with words.
showing off in public.
a great excuse.
you don’t need big
ears& a trunk.
irreversible change.
pain protection.
more common
sense.
playing the game.
burning money &
bridges.
mad cow disease.
time wasting.
plastering over
cracks.
Marriage guidance....
Just passing through.

Water-works............
Courtroom battles....
Mid life....................
Worry.....................
Self help books........

Retirement..............
The body clock........
The chauvinist.........
Mortality.................
a word of warning.
from start to finish
being misunderstood
the end
Contents Of The Male Ostrich Book
Bunny boilers..........
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The Male Ostrich - A Manual For The Mordern Man